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An Amazon reviewer stated, "...if you like a book filled with sex (Linda Lovelace would have a 'hard' time keeping up), revenge, espionage (trailer park style), gossip (move over Barbara Eden-Harper Valley), feuding neighbors (yeah, Hatfields and McCoys), I guarantee, you will not be disappointed."

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4.0 out of 5 stars Something Different, February 22, 2014

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I picked this up with no real expectations. The book is definitely different. To me it is a black comedy. The story of a redneck, trailer park beautician who decides she will write a book. A steamy one at that.

Most of the story takes place in a trailer park in Grapevine Kentucky. The story is a collaboration between two authors and is far from predictable. Yes you know she is going to write her book but the shenanigans on the way to the conclusion provide the entertainment. I generally don't like books that shift voices but in this one it works. So you have the story being told by the two main characters and the villain.

The book was originally published in 2003 and apparently written in 2000 so it predates facebook, twtter, myspace, etc The plot relies heavily on the chat rooms of that time (mostly gone these days). The book also relies heavily on southern redneck humor so if you are easily offended you probably should pass this one up. While not "Fifty Shades of Gray" there are some fairly graphic sex scenes between the two main characters as well the villain abusing his wife. All in all the book for the most part is an R with a few pages of X thrown in.

I enjoyed it enough to consider other books by these authors.

5.0 out of 5 stars This was great, February 25, 2014 By  Dawn Norris "Leatherlady" (oregon) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)    Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?) This review is from: No Lady and Her Tramp (Kindle Edition) I could not put this book down I could not stop giggling. I even cried at a point in this book. I hope there is more to follow.

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A quirky hysterically hilarious read that is down and dirty!

The steamy, very descriptive sex in No Lady and Her Tramp puts Harold Robbins' books to shame. The one thing Mr. Robbins' books did not have is the humor that illuminates in this work of art.

No Lady is one woman's accounting of the trials, tribulations, and antics of her life, and all of the other colorful characters (some even use the politically incorrect term of trailer trash to describe them) who live in President Park, a run down trailer park in Grapevine, Kentucky.

You may find the palms of your hands sweat, among other things, from the titillating sex that fill the pages. You will also find yourself laughing aloud, as humor runs consistently throughout the book.

These two authors, Kristie Leigh Maguire and Mark Haeuser, by putting their talents together, have written a very funny book laced with pure, unadulterated steam.
*****
The sex is hot ......
The laughs are many .....
The OMGosh's are many and funny too.

Everyone has to read this. It is a super fast read because you can't put it down.
-Linda