No Lady and Her Tramp

No Lady and Her Tramp
Adult Romantic Comedy
by Kristie Leigh Maguire
Published by KLM Books
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One Amazon reviewer of No Lady and Her Tramp stated, "If you like a book filled with sex (Linda Lovelace would have a "hard' time keeping up), revenge, espionage (trailer park style), gossip (move over Barbera Eden-Harper Valley), feuding neighbors (yeah, Hatfields and McCoys), I guarantee, you will not be disappointed."

No Lady and Her Tramp will have you rolling in the aisles as you follow the exploits of the residents of President Park, the trailer park to top all trailer parks. When Beth Ann Dixon buys herself a computer and decides to write a steamy erotic novel, her husband, Billy Ray, can't do much of anything right, not even shoot a gun. Janet Higgins is the resident Peeping Tom - and Troy Finkmyer is the guy we all love to hate. Everybody gets into the act and there are showdowns all over Grapevine - Grapevine, Kentucky that is. Shirley Snodgrass is the local gossip columnist for the Grapevine Gazette and records it all in her column, 'I Heard It Through the Grapevine'.

These two authors, Kristie Leigh Maguire and Mark Haeuser, by putting their talents together, have written a very funny book laced with pure, unadulterated steam.

From Readers:
...The sex is hot ...The laughs are many ...The OMGosh's are many and funny too. - Linda

...I think the authors are incredibly talented. I love that you can not tell which author wrote which parts. It is a seamless novel. - Blondie

...Whether it's sex, love, gossip, ambition, or just plain stupidity, the world of the story is populated with characters that are very, very funny and surprisingly real. - Steve

...This satirical look at small town life is really two intertwined stories. The main story is the gossip, back-biting, and general misbehaving going on in this lowbrow, redneck Peyton Place. The other is the story of Grapevine's soon-to-be bestselling author as she writes the story of the world's greatest lover. The last spices the story up while the entire book tickles your funny bone. - BigAl

...Fast paced and full of surprises, you will be at the edge of your seat waiting for the next outlandish antic to occur. I have never read a romance novel like this, it is truly unique. If you enjoy romance, humor and suspense you will certainly enjoy this good read. - Sheri

...This is one of the few books I've read in recent years that has literally made me laugh out loud. The authors have done something I love in humorous fiction. They've taken familiar (even hackneyed) stereotypes, and then deftly fleshed those stereotypes out into genuine, believable individuals. The result is characters about whom readers can't help caring. Even while also laughing their heads off! Don't miss this one. It is priceless. - Nina

...The writing talent of Kristie Leigh Maguire and Mark Haeuser has been combined to produce a very delightful and realistic novel. The tone, style, and voice are all original and quite wonderfully intertwined together. - Suzie